The Other Page

Jun
26th

Thu

There’s not much on the Internet outside of my inbox that makes me genuinely LOL but this Simmons on Leitch action did the trick: Picture No. 6: If a picture can say a thousand words, then this one says eighteen: “I’m out of jail, I didn’t mean to kill her, and I hope we can all move on.”

It’s spreading like…a disease! Note to Interneters: If you haven’t done so already, it’s time to expose your anonymous (or, uh, not so obvious to everyone but yourself and Facebook friends) identity. These days, if your real name isn’t on something, YOU MIGHT BE BRANDED WORSE THAN A PEDOPHILE RAPIST.

Nothing will match the pain and indignity of the Baltimore Colts being van-lifted out of town in the middle of the night, but these kids are trying. I hope they win the Super Bowl.

So where were we? Ahhh, no followers…